Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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