So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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