i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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