Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

(630): View more from Illinois

It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(573): View more from Missouri

how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did

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(707): View more from California

get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.

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(214): View more from Texas

I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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(313): View more from Michigan

How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(515): View more from Iowa

im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!

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(904): View more from Florida

I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie

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