Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
tell me about the fingering
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