Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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