I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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