i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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