Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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