I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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