She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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