On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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