Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The air was thick with penises
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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