Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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