Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
