hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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