I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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