Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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