ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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