: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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