Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
