White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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