How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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