so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
FUCK WHALES
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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