Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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