Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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