He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We got so high we made milksteak
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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