something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
jump out the window naked night went bad
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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