I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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