I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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