And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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