I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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