I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
