You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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