don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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