I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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