So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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