I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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