i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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