belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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