would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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