we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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