Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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