I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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