i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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