Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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