just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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