new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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