My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
