Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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