dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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