why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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