they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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