Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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