oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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