Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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