Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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